Funny Quotes About Marriage"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. -Woody Allen.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield.
Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man'sgenitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams.
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two peopleremembering the same thing." -Duane Dewel.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the onethat's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...The rest cheat in Europe. -Jackie Mason
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in thehope of pulling out an eel. -Leonardo Di Vinci.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't likeand give her a house.
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out towhom it may concern. -Mickey Rooney.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -Rodney Dangerfield.
The difference between divorce and legal separationis that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. -Johnny Carson